I maybe sorta missed you a little bit… @CelesteBonin
today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”
to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older
they were going to get fakes to buy fish
Kim Kardashian West’s best bikini moments!
God is real
'hey whats up?'
'your time talking to me'
Hey everyone, it’s been too long since you’ve watched this. I don’t care when you last watched it. Unless you’re literally watching it while you read this, it has been too long since you’ve watched it.
just wanna get rich enough to buy my mom all the shit she deserves
Can I have a dog please?
Ugh I should have done a dog shaming pic when Skout jumped out of the car on the freeway…
Omg the shower curtain dog looks so disappointed.
potato dog tho
*puts my ipod on shuffle and skips every song until i get one i was hoping for*
there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me
it’s called the throne